They ate Nichole Richie

Today I woke up early and my roommate enters the room and the first thing he says is "Nichole Richie is dead, they ate her". I said... ok... that's strange, and I asked if she really was dead and who it was that ate her. My friend answers yes and that the other fish ate her. Fish?? Ahhhh he means Paris and Lindsay... Unfortunantly no... It turns out that it's his other friends fish that he named Nichole Richie (Probably because she was spoiled and bitchy... what goes around comes around...bitch) that got eaten by the other fish in the tank.

Oh, and btw... I rock! I did a placement test the other day and I did much better than I thought I would. I almost got a full score on the english part, which means that I can go directly to college level english! The math part wasn't that good, I need to attend two classes before going to the college level on that, but at least it was better than I thought it would be! We had a introduction class the other day and I sat by this stereotypical American kid, he could not stop talking and I actually caught a glimpse of his placement test score... and hehe I totally kicked his ass on the english part! And I don't even have english as my first language, I laughed extremely hard on the inside.

I am now officially a college man! I regitsred for 4 classes this thursday. English, History, Math (algebra) and College Success! I will attend school 12 hours a week, (12 credits) but it is a lot of work outside of school, so it might seem like a small amount of hours, but it really isn't.
We had orientation yesterday, an introduction for the international students. There were six of us, I was the only Swede. It was kind of cool actually. We learned about American culture (which basically was total bullshit... but I kept a straight face) and a bit about all the other international students culture. Did you know that in Vietnam they are really religious?? I do... I think that excersice would have been better suited for americans actually (no offence... ok, maybe a little) Even my roommate laughed when I told him what they said about the american culture.
So ok, that part was kind of unnecessary and some of the things that was brought up just made me angry. but it was cool to meet some people that is in the same situation as I am. We had a tour of the campus and saw the library for instance. That was really cool, they had a math helping center, (which I will live in the first weeks) a tutoring center and many more different helping centers! Very nice if you are weak in any subject!

Today I went to the college again to buy the books that I needed for my classes. It was extremely expensive... 350 dollars for 6 books... thanks a lot. Next time I will look up the books I need and purchase them online, I bet that will bring the price down.
After that I went to get a haircut, and since I had not seen a hairdresser for maybe.... 7 years (I had dreadlocks first and then I shaved them off and had a shaved head for a long time) I had no idea what type of cut I wanted to get. So I got some magazines with different cuts in them and I picked one out. And guess what... IT SUCKS! It looks nothing like the picture and it's basically the exact cut that I did NOT want (short on the sides, long at the top... hey, I'm 12 years old). I just realised that I look like a lesbian, yes a lesbian... So tomorrow I'll shave it off again. That's 12 dollars I'll never see again...

That's pretty much all that has happened since I last published something. School begins on monday and I'm kind of excited actually, a bit nervous, but mostly excited!

So to end this post I have to quote New York: "Love me more, BITCHES!"

Seacrest, OUT.